We’re doomed.

Game over. Thanks for playing, kids. Please recycle your despair responsibly. 

Every survey says the same thing:
we’re giving up. We expect breakdown, crash, crisis, climate collapse. We expect the walls to close in.

Well, fuck that.

Fuck the sad little “last generation” memes.

Fuck climate being served up as clickbait. 

Fuck the guilt and grief shoved down our throats.

Fuck waiting for the end of the world like it’s a season finale. 

Yep. We’re up against climate change.  

That’s the Death Star, Mordor, Dark Souls Boss and the Upside Down. It’s the villain every story warns you about, rolled into one enormous, soul-sucking doom-ball. 

Doom wants you sad, scrolling, eating cold pizza in a hoodie that smells like despair.
Doom wants you small.

But we’re not extras in the apocalypse. 

We’re the scrappy weirdos, the rebels, the fellowship, the kids on bikes with slingshots who bring the monster down.

So grab your lightsaber, your skateboard, your playlist, your protest sign, your codes, your memes, your courage, your skills, your power.

Whatever you’ve got, use it.

Because this isn’t the end of the world.

It’s Level One. 
It’s Season One. 
It’s Act One. 

And we are the main characters. 

What do you think we should do next? 

FUCK DOOM

FUCK DOOM